Saturday Scores.....Ohio Stat 26, Ohio 14.....Wisconsin 51, Marshall 14.....Illinois 47, EIU 21.....GT 19, BC 16.....Michigan State 42, EMU 10.....Michigan 16, Miami OH 6.....UConn 12, Temple 9.....Iowa 42, FIU 0.....Purdue 42, Northern Colorado 10.....Auburn 27, USM 13.....Nebraska 35, SJSU 12.....New Hampshire 28, Army 10.....VT 24, Furman 7.....BYU 28, Washington 27.....Georgia 56, CMU 17.....Oklahoma 52, Cincinnati 26.....Oregon 66, Utah State 24.....Penn State 45, Oregon State 14.....Wake Forest 30, Ole Miss 28.....Colorado State 23, Sacramento State 20.....Colorado 31, EWU 24.....Notre Dame 21, San Diego State 13.....Louisville 51, Tennessee Tech 10.....Akron 42, Syracuse 28.....Clemson 45, The Citadel 17.....Air Force 23, Wyoming 3.....Virginia 16, Richmond 0.....Florida Atlantic 49, UAB 34.....ECU 24, West Virginia 3.....Idaho 42, Idaho State 27.....Texas A&M 28, New Mexico 22.....Florida State 69, WCU 0.....Kentucky 38, Norfolk State 3.....NC State 34, W&M 24.....Pitt 27, Buffalo 16.....WKU 37, EKU 13.....Cal 66, Wazzu 3.....Missouri 52, SE Missouri State 3.....Alabama 20, Tulane 6.....Kansas 29, Louisiana Tech 0.....USF 31, UCF 24.....Iowa State 48, Kent State 28.....Indiana 45, Murray State 3.....Northwestern 24, Duke 20.....Baylor 51, NW State 6.....Tulsa 56, North Texas 26.....Mississippi State 34, SE Louisiana 10.....Arkansas State 83, Texas Southern 10.....MTSU 24, Maryland 14.....Arkansas 28, UL Monroe 27.....TCU 67, SFU 7.....WMU 29, NIU 26.....Oklahoma State 56, Houston 37.....Kansas State 69, Montana State 10....Minnesota 42, Bowling Green, 17.....Florida 26, Miami 3.....Utah 42, UNLV 21.....Rice 42, Memphis 35.....SMU 47, Texas State 36.....Texas Tech 35, Nevada 19.....Arizona State 41, Stanford 17.....Arizona 41, Toledo 16.....Texas 42, UTEP 13.....Hawaii 36, Weber State 17.....Beanie Wells to play in opener.....Minnesota back Duane Bennett out for year.....Kevin Grady pleads guilty to DUI.....Lance Smith jailed for 20 days.....Bill Curry to coach Georgia State.....NBC Reaches New Deal With Notre Dame Through 2015.....Lamar OK'd to fund football.....Ben Mauk Denied Sixth Year of Eligibility (again), sues NCAA.....Just Say No to Playoffs!.....

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6/21/2008

Look-Alikes: Coaches

I thought this would be fun. I saw that the Wizard of Odds did this about a year ago and Hugging Harold Reynolds does as well. Tell me what you think:



1. Rich Rodriguez & Rocco Mediate-This is actually what made me decide to do this. Even though I dont' watch golf much at all, I couldn't help but cheer for Rocco. It struck me odd that he looked so much like RichRod. Hopefully the anointed savior in Ann Arbor won't struggle as much in the clutch against Ohio State like Rocco did against Tiger......



2. Frank Solich & Billy Bob Thornton-It's not that close, but I couldn't help but think about Billy Bob when I saw this photo of Solich at an Ohio press conference. Hopefully you don't think this comparison is as dumb as the concept of The Astronaut Farmer....



3. Charlie Weatherbie & Frank Willard-If you don't recognize Willard, you'd probably recognize his voice. He did the nude neighbors in Family Guy and he had a piece in The Boondocks as the principle of Riley's school. He's also pretty famous from Everybody Loves Raymond as Amy's parent.



4. Al Golden & Tom Cruise-When Golden was offered the UCLA position, you think he'd be jumping up and down on a.....Okay, I won't go there. But these two look similar, do they not? As far as I know, Al Golden doesn't partake in Scientology, either.



5. Brent Guy & Jesse Ventura-Brent Guy seems a little happier, doesn't he? Think of a smiling Jesse Ventura. You know, when he's not strangling opposing wrestlers or political foes.



6. Jeff Genyk & Wayne Gretzky-Both look a little dorky, both are coaches, but both have nothing in common as far as on-field/ice performance is concerned. While Gretzky is The Great One, Genyk would have to be considered The One of Rank Mediocrity.



7. Sylvester Croom & Dusty Baker-Wizard of Odds beat me to this one. They had Sly Croom and Clarence Thomas (both with those wire-rimmed glasses).



8. June Jones & John Cleese-Ah, great facial hair, men! You might remember Cleese from Fawlty Towers or Rat Race. With Jones being clean-shaven, there isn't as much of a resemblence anymore, but it's in the moustaches!



9. Phil Fulmer & Fred Thompson-Imagine former Republican senator Fred Thompson on doughnuts for the next 20 weeks. That results in Phil Fulmer. They both have that ugly, bulldog-scrunched face :) .



10. David Bailiff & John Goodman-I feel kind of bad for Bailiff. One moment, he is involved with a disasterous season with Rice and the next, I'm comparing him to John Goodman. When it comes to food with Goodman, "There's never any left...."



11. Pat Hill & Otto von Bismarck-Jeopardy isn't the only place you'd see Bismarck. One's the Iron Chancellor, the other.....kind looks like a pug dog. But either way, the gruff, Wilford Brimely-esque moustaches seal the deal on this look-alike comparison. Come on, Pat, is being the prime minister of Prussia or the first chancellor of Germany more difficult than finally winning a WAC title?



12. Hal Mumme & Greg Norman-The Shark only won two majors throughout his career and that's about as many times New Mexico State has won in the past two years despite expectations with the passing game. Chase Holbrook could probably throw up the same amount of yardage as one of Norman's tee shots back in his prime.



13. Tim Brewster & Borat's Driving Instructor-Both seem to be about as clueless as eachother in their respective situations. I wonder if Brewster reminds his team when they storm out of the tunnel that they "must not hit the children."



14. Howard Schnellenberger & Santa Claus-Is an explanation necessary? After football, Schnell will most likely be one of those mall Santas, begrudgingly seating youngsters upon his lap and, when they wet their pants, taking it like a man. I almost caught Howard when I was young, but that was a long time ago.....




And my personal favorite (I didn't come up with this one, this was from the Wizard of Odds):



1 response(s):

phelix said...

hahaha

these are pretty good. the driving instructor is a bit of a stretch, but otto von bismark is money!